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beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

hate to say it but the key to having things solved by big company customer service is you just gotta stretch the truth with them. or straight up lie. actually. was on the phone for 3 hours because they sent something to the wrong address and spoke to 10 different departments trying to figure out if anyone could go fucking get it and they’re like “uhhh but can you go get it” bitch I’m 8 hours away by car, I don’t live in the house where you sent it.

took a moment to think, called back and was just like. Hi. My package was stolen off the porch!!! Saw the cunt steal it myself!! Anyway can you please send new things to this other address for free since that’s your policy for stolen goods thank you~☆ ! and it was immediately solved.

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THIS is how it’s done!!!

lowdowndandy:

If you’d like a reference for what Tumblr looked like when I joined it and then you might understand why people are saying it’s copying Twitter

soyrwoo:

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Happy Moon Landing Day 🌕🐇

voice-of-illogical-sense:

dangerk33paway:

just two very normal, married realtors

gamerism:

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THE OUTER WORLDS - EMERALD VALE

frankbelloriley:

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Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏

(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)

“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”

hang on a second, I gotta look up something

yeah, this is really funny

kn1ght-l1ght:

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

amotleycrew:

wolflingadama:

Jujubee is looking at Brennan behind his DM screen the way you look across the bar at the first bartender who is supportive mean to you, the way you gaze through the window at the line cook who just gruffly handed you fries the time you cried at work. Like I just know she’s envisioning herself as the supportive Queen of Kingdom D20. She’s a single whispering NPC from saying she’ll give him heirs.

7bitter:

i just. wanna LIVE. read some BOOKS watch some MOVIES. what’s all this abt careers? ambition? what abt LETTING THE SOFT ANIMAL OF UR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES

transfantasma:

transfantasma:

geryone:

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Promises of Gold, José Olivarez

Went to see an early Barbie premiere and it’s such a weird ass movie lol. Exactly what you’d expect when an avante gard indie artsy director is told ‘you need to make a corporate shill movie’